Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Well isn't that handy.

There's a little "New Post" button up in the corner...I'm still a bit of a noob.
On a conviently rhyming subject, I named my friend Jenni's boobs.

She likes to brag of the size of them, which bothers people lots,
I call them Euphrates and Bartholemew, of this fact she knows not.

In other news, today was fine, until the end of it...
When me and BJ and Katie went to eat some Pommes frites.
(german for french fries)

I felt left out, and a little sad, which always kind of sucks.
But then I ate some french fries, which cost me zero bucks.

The fries were supposed to taste like god's tears, which I found to be a lie,
but hey, I do not care that much-I didn't have to buy.

So then we meandered back to school, to find Miichan alone,
sitting in the cafeteria, in her homework zone.

We disrupted her, and made her eat some food,
then her lovely mother came, and she left with some 'tude.

I went back to Anime Club, to await my ride,
which never came, to my chagrin - trever sure did lie.

And so I sat, and drew some things, til I got fed up,
stood up, and left in a complete huff.

Well, not a huff so much a sigh, I was rather depressed,
It's nice when they befriend others, but makes me dispossesed.

So I complained to BJ, my new bosom friend,
and he made me feel a little better, which is healthy in the end.

This has been my day summarized, utilizing poem form,
I hope to see you soon, dear viewers, if I'll ever see you at all. =.=

Friday, February 24, 2012

heh. I didn't post in a while. And I won't apologize.

So bluntness is now a thing. I also went to many, many art museums lately, so art is also my thing.

My friend Mandie found someone to maybe eventually like a little bit (cuz she's being such a derp about it) in BJ, or the Uboa constrictor. He's "Uboa" on my phone because otherwise he's in between Bethany, the devout homophobic Christian, and ChaCha, the automated answer service. So yeah. Mandie and BJ are happy. I am clearly not. Who knows why. Ah, to be a woman.

Jegus did I post about that motherfucking Luca a lot! He. Is. An. ASSHOLE. I won't even explain why. He just IS.

So I was sick all week, which sucked. Before that I spent a night in Chicago without Dad, which was great cuz Mom and Dam weren't there. They're getting on my nerves too.

Trying to keep this short cuz no one gives a fuck about long blogs. No one gives a fuck anyway. I've decided to post whenever, no matter the mood. I just felt like writing. Someday I'll post poetry. Maybe.

Oh hey I told BJ and he's refusing to read it. Big surprise. I shall stop my sleep-deprived/PMS induced rant now. Farewell, kind reader.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Updating My Zune

I got sooo many songs!! And honestly, too!! I know of this program that can convert YouTube videos into mp3 files and I could've used that for everything, but I bought it all instead. Mainly so I could suppost Alex Day. His goal is to make Forever Yours the top song in the UK for Christmas, so I'm helping him. Nermiearmy yeah!I also went to the eye doctor, but not for me. Dan needed to get checked. I got new frames though, they're square and have a thin rim on the top and no rim on the bottom and green, lined sides. I like them much. But to get them, I had to sit around for almost 2 hours and complain to Mom.
The way I see it, I have two choices-I can let my anger brew inside me and eventually explode, or I can argue with people a lot. Today I argued with Mom cuz in the car she said she had failed as a parent because Dan and I say jesus and omigod a lot (well I say "Jeeeesus!" and Dan says omigod. Like a girl.), and that made us feel like losers, so we argued for two hours. I did that lame thing where I cut myself with a pen, and when Mom saw, she just got mad at me because "everything you touch will have that on it now!" Aw Ma, I'm not suicidal or anything. Let us worry about random objects. And then I tried to draw inside some stupid magazine cuz I was bored and had found a pen, and she was furious! God forbid I be creative! Can't wait til she learns that I'd like to be a graffiti artist. That's on the list of things she ought not to know.
Other than that, the day was good. I saw Chuck. I drew deviantART adoptables for five hours (my knees hurt a lot from being bent so long). And after the eye doctor trip, I scanned, then sat around did this. Eventually we ate and that was my day.
I'll be busy tomorrow, cuz of volunteering and Thor (both at the library, the latter possibly with Luca), and Wednesday evening Mandie is sleeping over, Thursday is Thanksgiving (so no lunch! Gotta remember this time! Mom always puts out snacks and I love fruit, so I'll eat it up and be sick by the time dinner rolls around...), and Friday I hope to see the Muppets movie with..people. And someone did call me! Bethany and me are going shopping Wednesday! I'm so alone and bored I'm going shopping with Bethany again. Last time I did that, I became enraged at her hatred of homosexuals, and left a little awkwardly. We have really different styles, so what she likes, I think is hideous and old-lady-esque, and what I like is too tomboy-ish. We'll see how it goes.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Having Not Updated in Liek Three Days

It's okay, guys. I misspelled "like" on purpose. It shows I'm saying it with an emphasis on the i.I'm trying to only post when I'm in a good mood, and it just so happens I've been angry in the evening for the past couple of days, so there!!! Seriously though, if I post when sad, it'll be depressing, and if I'm angry, I'll just get sad and break down and cry, so only happiness here! And a few rants. Heh.
I also found this REALLY EXCELLENT webcomic entitled Nerf This!. It's and epic journey through koala wars, monsters, cowardly heros, and heroic sidekicks. And many, many penis jokes.
So today I finished everything I had to do this break. That means vacuuming the stairs, helping Dad put up the Christmas lights, doing my German homework, signing up for classes next year, planning a drawing, listening to music, reading the New York Times Magazine (which sounds more big-headed? That or NYTMag? I'm not a snob, I just like reading it. Also the Arts and Leisure section. Y'know, everything pop culture and not scary and bad.), and now I'm even writing! *headdesk* I wish someone woul call me. Okay, specify-I wish a guy would call me. Even stupid Luca, at this point. I feel like such a girl...
Andbutso subject change! That's what I did today. The drawing I am planning is called Perfect World, in which I and everyone I know am(are?) happy. Me and Miichan have boyfriends, Dan's onstage playing guitar, Nika is tagging, and Jesse has a panda! The panda is my favorite. I may make it a character. That's how much I like it. It's still genderless and nameless though...any help, my many, anonymous viewers? (Heavy sarcasm.)
I was not so happy the past couple of days (and therefore didn't post) because of...various reasons. On Thursday I went shopping with Jenni and got this Grateful Dead pin from Wild Roots (where I'm gonna be a live mannequin on December 2nd from 7-9! Gotta wear jeans. This is all I was told.) but I borrowed Jenni's money to get it and when my mom paid her back (cuz Mom owes me lots of money) she said it was $2.30 when it was really $1.39. So I was all like "She's totally ripping me off!" but I couldn't say that without sounding like a dick, so I let it go, but now I'm really suspicious of her. Probably just because Mom is always turning me against my friends. Simran was nice until I told Mom about her and suddenly she was bossy and controlling, Addie was fine until Mom starting making fun of her clothes, makeup, and additude. My life would be a lot better if Mom had shut the fuck up. I don't make fun of her moronic, fat, suburban friends, cuz that would be rude! I suppose I couls also let her words effect me less, but when you have no friends, your bff is your mom. Which motherfucking sucks. Which is why I'm out of the house as much as possible. So she can't influence me. Which is failing this week, since we have it off from school. *sigh*
On Friday I had a story idea, and when that happens, I just want to go to bed and think about it. It's not a publishable story (it's romance, inspired by the picture I drew in Modern World. Tall, skinny, slightly nerdy guys with long hair are now my favorite kind (PS-there is no one like this my age).) And Saturday I had to read Nerf This!! Yes had to. For my survival.
So yeah. That was my day. If you have any story ideas or wish for me to put my moronic romances somewhere, let me now, my vast audience.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Eating Waaaaay Too Much at TAG

TAG-Teen Advisory Group. For my public library. It's fun and my friend Luca goes there and his friendlier friend Colin goes there too. Colin is awesome. There are other people there too. We all ate pizza and moon pies (which are crap. "Moon pies, moon pies, the pies that moon like dough!" Melody is the moon sand melody.) and candy!So I wake up having had a scary dream about snakes that turn humans and snakes into zombies that are easy to kill but still scary and randomly Cole was in it too? Or maybe he was my mom? They were somehow the same person. It's a little messed up. But then we played a Mario game and he/she was Baby Peach and I was Toad with an African-American human face (OMG. FRIGHTENING) and then we ran around a small square while fighting snakes. Then I used my blimp power-up and we got onto a blimp, leaving our newfound friends behind. Twas sad (and confusing).
So I had to get up then I went to school and we are readin Romeo and Juliet (as said before) and I chose Mercutio cuz it's a small part but no! I have this whole speech about Mab the dream queen and her weirdo bug servants and what parts of you they run over depending on your job. I also encourage Romeo to go hit on girls. This shan't end well.
Then in Modern World we had this weirdo old guy substitute who taught us about philosophy. It's only connection to MW was how it was written in the Reniassance by Machiavelli, but that's really not much. Then he asked about my shirt (it's Harry Potter and the Doctor with the scarf. Their scarves got tied together and one is magiking and the other is sonicing it.) and he said "What does that symbolize?" and I said "The knots in all of our hearts." very sincerely but he didn't hear me and I never repeat myself so I said "I was being sarcastic." and he said that meant I was smart. Weirdo old guy...
Then I walked to library, volunteered (read-cut string into a certain length for an hour), then walked down by the river. That was nice and relaxing until a creepy guy dressed in black started walking a little behind me, so I pretended it was time to turn around and went back. I also found a trash can that someone had spray painted "I <3 YOU" on (only the <3 was a normal heart.). It was nice, so I took a picture. I'm thinking of taking up photography next year, it's simpler than drawing, but presumably more expensive. I shall see. Then I went to TAG. And that was my day. Speaking of drawing, I'd like to finish my picture from yesterday, so bye.
PS-I had no homework for the first time since starting high school. Unless you count printing a thing as homework. I didn't even bring my backpack home. It was so nice!!!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Sitting in my Redone Room of Epicocity

I moved my furniture around. It's not redone. The bed is now on the floor instead of on a thingy, and its in the corner. Also my nighstand/bookshelf is by the door. Since you probably have no idea what my room looks like, this is no help to you at all.So it turns out I was using the broken Xbox controller for Skyrim. I kept trying to zoom out to third person, but I couldn't cuz the right joystick doesn't push down. So I'll use the other one. I'm really happy I found out I was using the wrong one, I might've sold the game if there was no third person view > <
We're starting Romeo and Juliet in English! I have done a Shakespeare play every year since 7th grade. It's been pretty awesome. We performed A Midsummer Night's Dream for the entire seventh grade then (and the guy I liked was Thisbe in the play within a play. Blonde wig and all. I still dated him. And in the movie everyone was amazed by Thisbe's acting so there!!) in eigth grade did Caesar in-class, everyone switching roles daily. When I played this MMO called Mabinogi they had a Hamlet part, so I know the basic plot of that as well (the Grim Reaper comes at the end right? And he kills your pet panda?). And now this~ I rather look forward to it. I want a bit part, or the Apothecary. That's right, the guy who gives Juliet the fake death potion. I read this manga version of RxJ and he was sooo hoooooot so I'd like to be him.
This guy Riley spoke to me in German (only my weirdo guy friends talk to me, so when a boy starts a conversation with me, I freak out a little inside. Cuz I used to have this thing where I thought everyone thought I was ugly and shouldn't talk to me cuz of my zits, but my zits are way better now. And I dress like a female. It's probably helping). But now he is disapoint because I don't like Skyrim. Also one of the main reasons I got that was so I could play with him and Lisa but as it turns out, it's only one-player. No inviting others into your world. It sucks a lot. And I can't return it cuz I already opened it...eurgh. Then Luca did his Jedi mind trick, which goes like this- Spell "shop." S-H-O-P. Now, what do you do when you get to a green light? Go. Bwahahaha! So far I am the only one who has fallen for it. But then Riley did! So I randomly yell "OMIGOD I LOVE YOU!" in German class. I kept waiting for him to come up and be like "You admitted your love for me!" and I would say something sarcastic and it would be amazing, but apparently I am the only person who would think to say that. Oh well.
I drew a couple of patterns in Modern World. That's a class I can tune out in, since we're off-topic so much, but it means missing the hilarity that often ensues in there. But I made cool patterns which are so high quality that I can post them on deviantART! So there!
I missed the bus this morning cuz I woke up 20 minutes late. Well, I didn't miss it, but I would've had to skip breakfast and making my lunch to catch it. So Dad drove me. I gotta remember to press Snooze, not Off...
Andbutso that's all I suppose. Hey that rhymed! Anyways I probably won't post tomorrow, it's Tuesday, which is walk-to-library-then-volunteer-at-it-and-get-home-at-4:30-ish-day. Who knows, maybe I'll have time. So I'll cya when I cya.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Listening to Kaze ni Naru

Otherwise known as that song at the end of The Cat Returns. (called so cuz of Whisper of the Heart. That's not a very exciting movie, but it's about writers, so WTH.)I wanna do one of those "Doing something" titles, like on deviantART. So I shall.
It's kinda sad going through all the blogs. It's either reviews of something stupid or their children. I've only seen one real blog, and that's what made me decide to start blogging again.
See, I blogged for a while, but it was during a really crappy time in my life (that was self-inflicted) so I'd just write and be miserable. It sucked. But now things are slightly better, so I'm trying again. Gotta learn how to write sometime ^ ^
Editors are welcome. I try and be kinda lax about rules (this ain't no English paper) but if I misspell or have an incomplete sentence, let me know.
I have fish up top! They're amazing and zen-like.
My ultimate dream is for there to be an invasion of something, but they're really evil and easy to kill, so everyone does it for fun. And I would be amazing and powerful. Either that or some religion invented that involves lots of fighting. I could be that absent-minded monk that knows ninja moves, but is often late and a little lazy. This makes no sense.
A dream that makes a little more sense is to become a bassist/back-up singer/roadie in a band (I can't play bass. I'm not very strong. I can sing though!). Or, to set my goals a little lower, graduate high school and college, find a husband, have a kiddo or two, have some lame-ass job,  and write on the side. That's do-able. Hopefully the job won't be too lame-ass.
Lately I've been sticking -ass at the end of any adjective. Lame-ass. Sketchy-ass. Ugly-ass. Etc(-ass). It's mildly amusing.
So unless I stay busy I get really depressed, so thsi weekend was packed. Friday I skipped school, went into Chicago with my friend Luca, my mom, and his mom, went to the Bean, and watched the Beckoning of Lovely (with Amy Krouse Rosenthal and John Green. Shit just got real.). I'm trying to watch the movie online now but lots of it involves watching it with a group...so I'm waiting.
Saturday I went to a sleepover party for my friend's birthday and it was super fun. Switched at Birth is such a good show!! (Kinda. It's soap-opera-y. But Emmett is hooooooooooot)
Today I kinda redid my room...took my bed off its frame so it's on the floor and in the corner instead of in the middle, pinned up the pillow that was signed by FREAKIN JOHN GREEN (so I go up to him to have him sign it and he's in this huge crowd and I wanted to say something like "I love your books!" but I actually hate Looking for Alaska cuz I read it as a pick-me-up (XD fail) and I thought Paper Towns was creepy and depressing but everything else was good but anyways all I could think to say was "OMG you're real!!" but I couldn't say that so he signed in silence. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.), and moved some little items around.
You may have noticed
that I love paranthesis
(No freaking way, gurl!).
Haiku yeah! I do that sometimes, trying to make something into a haiku. I also like free verse, but not about a thing or a person or a memory but about the moment in which I am writing it. The only one I've written so far this school year is entitled "IN WHICH MY ENGLISH TEACHER USED THE WORD PARADOX." (they're always like that. All caps then a period. Don't ask why.)
So most of you got bored and left by now, right? Those of you still here- you're my favorites. Come to me tomorrow and tell me that you're my favorite and I shall give you a gift (PS-it's not a hug.).
I bet my favies are probably getting bored too, so I shall leave. Cya Monday~